So I have the plague. Well not really but it sure feels like it. Swallowing chopped up glass and razor blades mixed in with dinner was definitely on the menu plan for tonight. Oh and the headache from hell came banging on in right afterwards as well.
But let’s not forget the hot flashes and chills that leave your butt crack sweating one minute and you feeling like you are naked and in a avalanche the next. My favorite part of all is feeling like I was hit by a bus, attacked by crazy military men with socks full of soap, and belly flopping the asphalt from thirty stories all at once.
So what was it I wanted to do after my nice long shower tonight? Well curl up in my bed and sleep till the end of time of course but instead I am listening to the equivalent of rocks in a blender coming from the man laying next to me. And while I really do love him a lot, right now I am so very tempted to suffocate him with the pillow I keep laying on his face that if in its proper place under his head would result in no more snoring. So you see it is really his fault if I snap and suffocate him right? Surely there is a jury of fellow women who would let me off right?
What tops it off is that my 3 year old little angel is the picture of health. While this sure does make me happy most days, when thinking about tomorrow as I want to lay in bed and die from my plague peacefully, I know he is going to be running around like a crazy jungle man and is going to need to be taken care of and watched and told 3 million times that you can’t climb that, you can’t throw things, we are inside where is this inside voice you should have and what do you mean you poured your own milk and The brand new gallon is now under the fridge, dishwasher and stove.
Don’t get me wrong I love having a little boy/monkey but sometimes I really do wish that I had it as easy as my friends with girls who are content to sit there, watch a movie, play with her dolls and quietly look through a book.
How do you get through sick days with healthy wild and crazy enough to live in a zoo kids?